As you may have already noticed, we are The Organization for the Advancement of Facial Hair. Yes, you've heard it right. Our goal is to promote the advancement of facial hair on all people and equality for all those who grow such. We come in peace to serve the many fellow facial-haired peoples of our society. We exist to aid those who have been discriminated against due to their growing of the godlike matter. We don't ask that you grow facial hair yourself (unless of course you want to), but we do ask that you have the love for it or at least honor those who do grow it and don't think of them differently, as if they didn't have it at all.

That's basically what we do here at OAFH--exactly what our name says we do.

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We are always looking for more members and supporters for the Organization for the Advancement of Facial Hair. If you wish more information on how to become active, how to support our efforts, or how to start up your own local chapter of the OAFH, please contact our Senior Vice-President of Administration, Jeremiah Ragadio at (415) 347-5564. And if already wish to contribute funds, we highly appreciate any donations you may have. Every penny counts!

With your help, we have been awarded the coveted "Useless Page of the Week" for the week of 5 January 1997 Thank you for all those who helped the OAFH Web become the recipient of this award.